Beware of man eating Pelicans Apparently these birds have been the scourge of the Japanese for centuries. This must be why the Japanese guys I work with are always so angry. They have been forced to come to America and these man eaters are still in Japan eating their families. While the birds prefer asian cuisine, they will eat Americans.

First off, please be patient with your Japanese handlers and realize that this is why they treat you like a pile of bloody shit.


Secondly, any of you that work in customs or in the import business, please be careful when you are opening containers. There are reports that state that many of these birds have made their way to the U.S. by accident much like those beattles you see all over the place these days. I really doubt that it is accidental, I think it might be payback for some things that happened in the 40's

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